Proton MPV "Exora"

Maybe this is a bit old news already, but the new proton MPV will be name Exora. There are some issues regarding the name. It was clearly stated that an entry “tidak diambil daripada” the name of flora or fauna. But as you can see, the name clearly resemble the flower Ixora.

Well, at least that's what peoples who didn't won this competition think. But what is done, done. What I'm looking foward now is this MPV. I went on browsing and this is what I found.

These was the first complete leak pictures

The newest leak pictures. It looks real. (or should I say the real thing)

The price might be under RM80,000. Available in 5 different colors. Genetic Silver, Tranquility Black, Blue Haze, Pyrite Brown and Gaia Blue.

Anyway, we'll see the real spec this April...

Tagged

It's Harder Than It Looks! Copy To Your Own Note, Erase My Answers, Enter Yours, And Tag 10 People. Use The First Letter Of Your Name To Answer Each Of The Following Questions. They Have To Be Real...Nothing Made Up! If The Person Before You Had The Same First Initial, You Must Use Different Answers. You Cannot Use Any Word Twice And You Can't Use Your Name For The Boy/ Girl Name Question. HAVE FUN!!!

1. What Is Your Name?
Vic

2. A Four Letter Word:
Verb

3. A Boy's Name:
Valentine

4. A Girl's Name:
Victoria

5. An Occupation:
Vocalist

6. A Color:
Violet

7. Something You Wear:
Vest....?

8. A Food:
Veggie

9. Something Found In The Bathroom:
Virus..? (So hard la this one)

10. A Place:
Valley

11. A Reason For Being Late:
Very Volatile Voyage..hehe

12. Something You Shout:
Vroom..Vroomm!

13. A Movie Title:
V for Vendetta

14. Something You Drink:
Vodka..(not really)

15. A Musical Group:
V.E (not a fan though..)

16. A Street Name:
Victoria Street

17. A Type Of Car:
Volvo

18. A Song Title:
V.I.P by R.Kelly

19. A Verb:
Veto

Love is in the air..

When we are married

Ugou: When we get married, I want to share all your worries and problems.
Osou: That's very kind of you daling. But I don't have any worries or problems.
Ugou: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.

Date
On Osou and Ugou first Valentine date, Osou asked Ugou where she'd like to go. She said, "Take me to an expensive place."

So, Osou took her to a petrol station. (Well, that was during the petrol price hike.)

Perfect Girl
Aki is a 42 years old bachelor. One day, his friend asks him, "Why are you still single? Are you looking for a perfect girl? Don't be to picky or you'll end up single for the rest of your life."

"No," Aki replies, "Every time I meet nice girls and bring them to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep looking."

"Find someone who looks, act and behave just like your mother then." Suggest his friend.

A few week later, Aki and his friend met again.

"So, have you found the perfect girl? Like your mother?"

Aki nod, "Yes, and she and my mother became friends."

"Nice, so are you engaged already?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her."

What do you mean one hundred ringgit?!

Bayau is a shy guy. One day, he went to a bar and saw a beautiful lady sitting at the counter. After gathering enough courage, he went to her and asked timidly, "Excuse me, would you mind if I chat with you?"

The lady respond by yelling loudly, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stared at them.

Shocked by her answer, Bayau slunk back to his table completely embarrassed.

After a few minutes, the lady went to his table and apologies. She smiled and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate in psychology and I'm now doing a research on how people respond to embarrassing situation."

To which Bayau respond, at the top of his lung, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE HUNDRED RINGGIT?"

hehe

Blind Date

Ondu sets up Bayau to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Bayau is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" asks Bayau. "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry." Ondu says. "Just go up her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaauuurrgghh' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Bayau goes to the girl's apartment and knocks at her door, and when she comes out, he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy the girl is. Bayau is about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaauuurrrgghh!"

hehe..

School life...(part 1)

Aiyo, so long and no post....hmm...post anything la..

Outside of tree

Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called?
Ben: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Ben, Bark!
Ben: Woof! Woof!

Piss in the ear

Little Ondu went to his kindergarten teacher and said that he had found a frog.
Teacher: Is the frog dead or alive?
Ondu: It is dead.
Teacher: How do you know?
Ondu: I pissed in its ear.
Teacher: You what?!
Ondu: I went to its ear and say 'Psst!' and it didn't move.

To be continued....