Love is in the air..

When we are married

Ugou: When we get married, I want to share all your worries and problems.
Osou: That's very kind of you daling. But I don't have any worries or problems.
Ugou: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.

Date
On Osou and Ugou first Valentine date, Osou asked Ugou where she'd like to go. She said, "Take me to an expensive place."

So, Osou took her to a petrol station. (Well, that was during the petrol price hike.)

Perfect Girl
Aki is a 42 years old bachelor. One day, his friend asks him, "Why are you still single? Are you looking for a perfect girl? Don't be to picky or you'll end up single for the rest of your life."

"No," Aki replies, "Every time I meet nice girls and bring them to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep looking."

"Find someone who looks, act and behave just like your mother then." Suggest his friend.

A few week later, Aki and his friend met again.

"So, have you found the perfect girl? Like your mother?"

Aki nod, "Yes, and she and my mother became friends."

"Nice, so are you engaged already?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her."