Don't know how to piss off your apartment mate? Here are 10 simple guide for you..guarantee 100% effective.
1. Never clean the mess you made in the living room, bathroom, kitchen, his/her room.
2. Never help to take out the thrash.
3. If your apartment only has 1 parking lot, conquer it. Park your car and let it stays there for weeks.
4. Conquer the T.V remote control. If you have Astro, conquer it too, even better if you're not the one paying the monthly bill.
5. Always pay late your share of the monthly rent. Let them pay for you first.
6. Use electricity and water excessively. You'll eventually divide the bill equally among you.
7. Borrow money or stuff from your housemates and return it 3 days after they've asked for it. If they didn't asked, pretend nothing had happen.
8. Enter their room freely and get mad when they enter yours. If they lock the door, pick it.
9. Always ride their car if you want to go anywhere. Make sure they're the one driving.
10. If you want to use your car, also, make sure they're the one driving.
1. Never clean the mess you made in the living room, bathroom, kitchen, his/her room.
2. Never help to take out the thrash.
3. If your apartment only has 1 parking lot, conquer it. Park your car and let it stays there for weeks.
4. Conquer the T.V remote control. If you have Astro, conquer it too, even better if you're not the one paying the monthly bill.
5. Always pay late your share of the monthly rent. Let them pay for you first.
6. Use electricity and water excessively. You'll eventually divide the bill equally among you.
7. Borrow money or stuff from your housemates and return it 3 days after they've asked for it. If they didn't asked, pretend nothing had happen.
8. Enter their room freely and get mad when they enter yours. If they lock the door, pick it.
9. Always ride their car if you want to go anywhere. Make sure they're the one driving.
10. If you want to use your car, also, make sure they're the one driving.
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