Love is in the air..

When we are married

Ugou: When we get married, I want to share all your worries and problems.
Osou: That's very kind of you daling. But I don't have any worries or problems.
Ugou: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.

Date
On Osou and Ugou first Valentine date, Osou asked Ugou where she'd like to go. She said, "Take me to an expensive place."

So, Osou took her to a petrol station. (Well, that was during the petrol price hike.)

Perfect Girl
Aki is a 42 years old bachelor. One day, his friend asks him, "Why are you still single? Are you looking for a perfect girl? Don't be to picky or you'll end up single for the rest of your life."

"No," Aki replies, "Every time I meet nice girls and bring them to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep looking."

"Find someone who looks, act and behave just like your mother then." Suggest his friend.

A few week later, Aki and his friend met again.

"So, have you found the perfect girl? Like your mother?"

Aki nod, "Yes, and she and my mother became friends."

"Nice, so are you engaged already?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her."

What do you mean one hundred ringgit?!

Bayau is a shy guy. One day, he went to a bar and saw a beautiful lady sitting at the counter. After gathering enough courage, he went to her and asked timidly, "Excuse me, would you mind if I chat with you?"

The lady respond by yelling loudly, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stared at them.

Shocked by her answer, Bayau slunk back to his table completely embarrassed.

After a few minutes, the lady went to his table and apologies. She smiled and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate in psychology and I'm now doing a research on how people respond to embarrassing situation."

To which Bayau respond, at the top of his lung, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE HUNDRED RINGGIT?"

hehe

Blind Date

Ondu sets up Bayau to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Bayau is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" asks Bayau. "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry." Ondu says. "Just go up her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaauuurrgghh' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Bayau goes to the girl's apartment and knocks at her door, and when she comes out, he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy the girl is. Bayau is about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaauuurrrgghh!"

hehe..

School life...(part 1)

Aiyo, so long and no post....hmm...post anything la..

Outside of tree

Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called?
Ben: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Ben, Bark!
Ben: Woof! Woof!

Piss in the ear

Little Ondu went to his kindergarten teacher and said that he had found a frog.
Teacher: Is the frog dead or alive?
Ondu: It is dead.
Teacher: How do you know?
Ondu: I pissed in its ear.
Teacher: You what?!
Ondu: I went to its ear and say 'Psst!' and it didn't move.

To be continued....

NOW!!.....*wink*

It's been a while since I last post in this blog. Well, I've been updating my other blog. Don't know la..maybe I've been too political minded these couple of days. Well, life is not all about politic is it..

So what to post?..... um....er.......aa........oh......... aiya.. don't have the slightest idea.. While typing this post, I don't even had a title yet since I'm kind of 'free typing' myself. Just typing whatever came across my mind. Ok la, let's make a simple comparison between man and woman.

1. Love on first sight for women is 50% looks, 50% attitude. Man, 100% base on looks.
2. In every argument, woman must have the final say on it. If a man say anything after that, it will be a start of another argument.
3. A lucky man is someone who have enough money for his wife to spend. A lucky woman is a woman who can find such a man.
4. When a woman is talking to a man,

• Why didn't you take the garbage to the bin?
• Why is the light isn't switch off?
• Why are these clothes hanging on the fan?
• Why is the floor wet?
• Don't just sit there, help me now!!

A man hears...

• .................take..................
• .................off........................
• .............clothes.....on the........
• ..............floor................
• ...............................now!!

hehe..just 'free typing' myself..nothing serious so don't take it seriously..ok...*wink*