What do you mean one hundred ringgit?!

Bayau is a shy guy. One day, he went to a bar and saw a beautiful lady sitting at the counter. After gathering enough courage, he went to her and asked timidly, "Excuse me, would you mind if I chat with you?"

The lady respond by yelling loudly, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stared at them.

Shocked by her answer, Bayau slunk back to his table completely embarrassed.

After a few minutes, the lady went to his table and apologies. She smiled and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate in psychology and I'm now doing a research on how people respond to embarrassing situation."

To which Bayau respond, at the top of his lung, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE HUNDRED RINGGIT?"

hehe

Blind Date

Ondu sets up Bayau to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Bayau is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" asks Bayau. "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry." Ondu says. "Just go up her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaauuurrgghh' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Bayau goes to the girl's apartment and knocks at her door, and when she comes out, he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy the girl is. Bayau is about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaauuurrrgghh!"

hehe..